Monday, 12 October 2015


Dir: Doug Liman
Starring: Hay-done Chris-10-Son, Jamie Bell

You might be wondering why NB has been watching so many stinky films. NB is wondering the same thing, so please send in your answers if you know.

Jumper, alas, is not about jumpers in the British sense of the word. Rather, it is the America definition of "Jumper"; that is, a person who can jump to any location merely by imagining it.

Of course, like any teenager with the ability to jump, our hero jumps into a bank vault and grabs a load of cash. Then Samuel L Jackon starts chasing him with his hair dyed white. Then Jamie Bell turns up. And the hero likes a lady. Also, it turns out his mum is a jumper too. Again, not the knitted kind.

Rating: Average

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