Narry Borman: The Thing

Dir: John Carpenter
Starring: Kurt Russell
Rating: Great

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Narry Borman

The brain of UK film veteran Barry Norman, Narry Borman nary bores others with his pompous opinions (which he calls 'facts') on motion pictures (which he calls 'talkies'). He claims to have been a jazz man in New Orleans circa early 20th century, a court jester in 15th century England, and the man who introduced the potato to the Irish.

Roger Smaltz

Film veterinarian and flight ace, Smaltzy baby. Born in a helicopter over the USSR, currently makes films for communists.

Dodge E. Camembert

Specializes in the works of Italian filmmaker 'Gorgonzola', and Apache Indian actor 'Red Cheddar'

Narry Borman

Tuesday 25 June 2013

The Thing

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